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The 800-Pound Gorilla in the Room



The truth of the matter is that for all the mystic associated with Martial Arts, when it comes down to it, there is very little that is glamorous about the arts.

It all depends on what one means by artistic, of course.





While the use of the word art in this context owes more to definition number two (Martial Art, as a technique), than it does to definition number one (Martial Art, as relating to the philosophy of aesthetics, the theory or set of principles governing the idea of beauty at a given time and place), we wish it were not so.

We wish, in fact, that it could be as easy as that:



Or as aesthetically pleasing as this:



Or this glamorous:



But it is neither.

THIS is what the true face of Martial Art looks like (and the true face of Ronda Rousey, when she is in the ring, that is):







This is no flower bending in the breeze, this is a bulldozer.

There is a reason why martial arts like Kung Fu or Aikido do not cut it at the UFC (Yip Man and Morihei Ueshiba are rolling in their graves).

It has been argued, of course, that the techniques taught by the various Kung Fu schools are too hardline a style, which, in practice, ultimately renders them useless in a ring because many of those schools most effective moves would be banned by the UFC due to the fact that such moves are specifically designed to cripple or out-right kill.

Some of those techniques can be categorized as follow:



I don't know...



I mean, such arguments are difficult to disprove, of course. Such a demonstration, one way or the other, would require nothing less than a UFC champion to face a Kung Fu or Aikido challenger in a no-holds-barred contest.

Somehow, I can't help but feel Ronda Rousey would be more than a match for any potential would be challenger.



Including even, perhaps if it came to the event, has it been argued, of a mixed martial arts (MMA) contest with professional boxer Floyd Mayweather.


Girls of Steel



Hmm... I am not quite entirely convinced.

Is it wrong of me to think that, say, Carter Cruise...



...or, perhaps, Kagney Linn Karter...



...do make for a better fit for that suit?

Just asking.

I mean, Carter Cruise does look good in a blue suit... And look at those muscles on her.



And you thought Superman was tough.

God save us all!

Is it bad that I just ordered the third volume in the series?



It's a rather curious thing. It's not like the story is all that good, really. And neither is the writing.

But, for some reason, I am strangely addicted to it.



(It's not all that bad either, obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be reading it, I suppose. So, there must be something to it.)

It could be that the main character reminds me of someone I know.

Love Eternal

OK, just fess up to it…

You guys really, really want to go see this, don't you?



Admit it...



You really, really do. I know you do!



And why shouldn't you?

The movie is fresh.

Romantic…



Sensual…



Magical...



…in a Harry-Potteresque sort of a way…



Atmospheric—with great architecture...



And it's all about friendship…



…and love eternal!



Right?

What is there not to like about it?

Prendés i Garde





That's because you are doing it all wrong, Ryan.










Hmm... Better roll a Stealth check on that one.




Oh, enough with all the testosterone, already!

I mean…



Seriously?

Is that really what the world needs, right now?

Yet again, another Man of Steel? Shitting marble?

Yeah, right, because "men of steel" have done such a stupendous stellar whopping job managing our world, thus far.



Why is it, let me ask you, that while women have made headway in the nation's boardrooms and science labs, and, in recent times, even in politics, they are yet to received any acknowledgement from Hollywood when it comes to the casting of top of the bill Marvel-Comics or DC-comics Super-heroes?

I swear to you, if I see another Captain America, Thor, Green Lantern, Batman, Spiderman, or whathaveyou "fill-in-the-blank"-man on meth, I am going to puke.

Same with the incredible Hulk.

What about featuring She-Hulk, for a change.



She certainly seems like less of a dullard than her male counterparts.

Anyhow, the grapevine telegraph has it that, for all the chest-thumping, these men of steel are not all what they have been cracked up to be.



No wonder they are shitting marble.



Or feel threatened by powerful women.

What do you say Hollywood?

What about giving superheroines a go at it, for a change?

What about a big production major motion picture of, say, POWER GIRL?

Right off the top of my head, I can think of a few actresses who would fit the bill just nicely.



Like—oh I don't know—Christina Hendricks, for instance:



Or, Scarlett Johansson:



Or, Kate Upton, perhaps?



What do you mean, can she act?

Why, what a mean-spirited condescending chauvinistic underhanded sexist thing to ask.