Only Margherita feel like a holiday

Hey, I didn't totally suck!

And I have a trophy to prove it.





OK, it says "turkey" on it. A bowling lingo for three strikes in a row. That's what it's called—or so they assured me.

I think they were just trying to make me feel better about myself.

My average is in the 80s. I’d be glad if I could scrape 100. Still, it's a clear improvement from last time, when most of my balls were ending in the gutter.

Thank you to all of you who helped me—you know who you are.

And, most of all, thank you to Wayne Webb and Lisa Wagner:



I mean it. Thank you, guys.

I couldn't have done it without you!