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Do I sound too eager?


It's all true, you know.

Well, maybe except for the Trojan Marching Band part.

It's not a lie... It's poetic license.



The truth of the matter is that my past experience with managing a scholarship department does make me a uniquely qualified prospect for the position of Financial Aid Counselor at USC:



Furthermore, I like their motto:



Is it bad of me that I would rather take part in changing the world with USC than with RAND corporation?

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Judging by the job description hereunder, you'd think that I'd be RAND Corporation's dream candidate for that position:



Am I qualified?



I am SUPERLATIVELY qualified!!!

The question is will they have me?

If I were RAND, I 'd snap me up in a second. No question about it.

But I am me, and RAND is RAND. So, there's no telling, really.

When it comes down to it, maybe the real question ought to be: would I have them?

Well, would I?

I do tend to take this sort of things very seriously.



Well, maybe not quite THAT seriously.

In any case, not SO seriously that I didn't go ahead and apply for the position. Working for a think tank, even if only as an Administrative Assistant, always had a certain appeal to me. Besides, I can use the money.

But the question still remains: what is it that RAND does, exactly? And what kinds of people do work there, anyway?



To be sure, RAND had nice things to say about himself:



Not everybody agrees:

The Rand Corporation: The Think Tank That Controls America

As is often the case, it all comes down to a matter of perspective, I suppose.

Does it matter?

Does it make any difference who one works for in the end?

Be it RAND Corporation...

Or Veridian Dynamics?



On a day like this...

You've got to ask yourself one question...



Gustave Caillebotte?



Or...

Lena Karpinsky?