Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Judging by the job description hereunder, you'd think that I'd be RAND Corporation's dream candidate for that position:



Am I qualified?



I am SUPERLATIVELY qualified!!!

The question is will they have me?

If I were RAND, I 'd snap me up in a second. No question about it.

But I am me, and RAND is RAND. So, there's no telling, really.

When it comes down to it, maybe the real question ought to be: would I have them?

Well, would I?

I do tend to take this sort of things very seriously.



Well, maybe not quite THAT seriously.

In any case, not SO seriously that I didn't go ahead and apply for the position. Working for a think tank, even if only as an Administrative Assistant, always had a certain appeal to me. Besides, I can use the money.

But the question still remains: what is it that RAND does, exactly? And what kinds of people do work there, anyway?



To be sure, RAND had nice things to say about himself:



Not everybody agrees:

The Rand Corporation: The Think Tank That Controls America

As is often the case, it all comes down to a matter of perspective, I suppose.

Does it matter?

Does it make any difference who one works for in the end?

Be it RAND Corporation...

Or Veridian Dynamics?



On a day like this...

You've got to ask yourself one question...



Gustave Caillebotte?



Or...

Lena Karpinsky?


Every Day I'm Shufflin'





Happy Birthday to you! (You know who you are.)

Here is to lateral moves:



And happy Autumn Equinox, everyone!