I know, right?

Sometimes the current
Is with you, and sometimes against;
Who keeps changing it?

—Kenneth Verity, Breathing With The Mind




Casa De Jessica: Saturday April 13, 2013



Be there or be square.



Anything less would be...uncivilized.


The Diaitanominicon

Rise of the 5:2 diet.



Some have derided it as a clumsy hoax; others have praised it as a powerful grimoire. As time has passed, more information has come to light both on the book's origins and discovery, and on the information contained within its pages.

Grand Exit



Think of your last moments as the final summation of an essay, the rousing conclusion of a stump speech, or the grand finale of your one-man or one-woman show. It's your last chance to make a strong impression. In the space of just a few brief moments, you'll shape the image that your friends and your close ones will keep of you forever as they remember you…possibly for generations to come. A legend to their children and their great grandchildren.

We all have to go sometime. And so, when that fated moment comes of which I speak when I too one day must go, may it be like this old man, with a flourish and a last trick up my sleeves.



And don't...

Just don't you dare look under the bed, you Philistines you.