God Doesn't Play Dice

And neither do apes, sir.

We do play cards, however!

Why, there is that study out there. It says that chimpanzees not only get very close to the human sense of fairness (insert laugh track), but, as it turns out, we may actually have exactly the same preferences as your own species.

It's still all a matter of conjunctures and opinions, of course.

They say that She's a gambler, you know...

I mean, God.

Me? Why, I would never presume.

It is not my place to speculate, sir.

The way I heard it:

In any case, this strikes me like as good a time as any to inquire...if the gentleman or the gentlelady do not mind my asking, that is.

I am talking POKER NIGHT!

Have the gentlemen or the gentleladies given any thought yet as to what would constitute a proper day of the week, and time?

The games would take place at the usual place.

And, as usual, there would be food, of course.


  1. What's the Buy-In and what are the Stakes?

  2. What about, say, $10 or $20 max?

    The way I look at it, it should be enough so the money matters a little, but not so much that anyone is going to miss paying their electric bill if they lose it.

  3. If we are going to play with blinds 10¢/25¢, I say the buy in should be at least $25, and certainly no less than 100 times the size of the big blind.

    Unless you want to go with blinds 5¢/10¢ and a buy in of $10.